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MessageSujet: Philosophical quotes about life   Mar 15 Avr - 16:52

We are who we choose to be.

Friends teach you what you WANT to know. Enemies teach you what you NEED to know.

1. Be normal, and the crowd will accept you. Be deranged, and they will make you their leader. 
02. Every great man was thought to be insane before he changed the world. Some never changed the world. They were just insane. 
03. I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work. 
04. It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's funnier. 
05. When in doubt, do it. 
06. A crappy life is a great excuse to live a crappy life. 
07. Always apologize first--it annoys the crap out of people. 
08. "Losing builds character." You know who said that? A loser. 
09. Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and the world laughs harder. 
10. There's a one-in six-billion chance that you'll find your soulmate. And that's if they're not dead. 
11. Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control. 
12. The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and foul maggots..." 
13. Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant. 
14. Born free. Taxed to death. 
15. I don't suffer from insanity--I enjoy every minute of it. 
16. We are brought into this world cold, weak, and helpless. Then it gets worse. 
17. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 
18. Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember. 
19. If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you. 
20. Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die. 
21. No problem is so big and difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else. 
22. Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies. 
23. Whenever you're pissed off, just remember that it's better than being pissed on. 
24. Screwed-up people settle fights through violence. Screwed-up people start wars that could kill millions. Normal people settle fights through cookies, cakes, and pies. Normal people are fat. 
25. God bless America. But God, please help Canada.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Don't judge people by their covers, most of their books are still being written.

If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain."

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."

Have you ever been alone in a crowded room?

[size=18]The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read the e-mail straight through, and you'll get the point.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.

2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.

3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America.

4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.

5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winner for best actor and actress.

6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.

How did you do?

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Acheivements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.

Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.

3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.

4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.

5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.


The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care.

Pass this on to those people who have made a difference in your life. "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." (Charles Schultz)

- Charles Schultz's philosophy

If you hold eight different animals in front of a mirror, you will see the eight most beautiful things in the world...
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MessageSujet: Re: Philosophical quotes about life   Mar 15 Avr - 17:01

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend.

mandé Friendship is necessary, like philosophy, like art. It has survival value;  it is one of those things that give value to survival.

mandé One's philosophy is not best expressed in words; it is expressed in the choices one makes. and the choices we make are ultimately our responsibility.

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

mandé our philosophy of life is that if we make up our mind what we are going to make of our lives, then work hard toward that goal, we never lose - somehow we win out.

I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law.

mandé Those who lack the courage will always find a philosophy to justify it.

I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.

Ordinary people seem not to realize that those who really apply themselves in the right way to philosophy are directly and of their own accord preparing themselves for dying and death.
Your philosophy determines whether you will go for the disciplines or continue the errors.

mandé There will be no end to the troubles of states, or of humanity itself, till philosophers become kings in this world, or till those we now call kings and rulers really and truly become philosophers, and political power and philosophy thus come into the same hands.
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